Teacher, teacher

Ms. Marine: Faisa, where's your mommy?

Faisa: Mommy in home.

Me (to Faisa): Mommy at home.

I mean, someone has to teach the children!

Today's phrase

Maya Papaya.


What? I like it...

Tygre, tygre burning bright

Me: babababa abbabie

Daddy: Did you say "apple pie"?

Me: No.

Daddy: Well, what /did/ you say!

Me: ROWWRRRR!!!!

Talk to the tiger, daddy, talk to the tiger...

-m-
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I drank *what*?
- attributed to Socrates

House hunting

Me: what we doing?

Daddy: looking for a house.

Me: for mama and Maya and bobo and daddy?

Daddy (all smiles): Yes indeed.

-m-
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I drank *what*?
- attributed to Socrates

WALK AWAY!

Today's words of wisdom:

Walk away! Walk away from my butt!

Really, what more needs to be said?

The Queen of England

Greetings, my loyal and loving subjects, it is I, your Queen.

How do I know I'm your Queen? I have the crown to prove it.

Today, in the super-secret queen-training facility that is fronted by a school, I constructed a crown. This is a crown of power. Do not doubt, my loyal and loving subjects, that this is the case. In addition, I was told of a power vacuum in the beautiful United Kingdom. It has fallen upon me to assume the leadership of this staunch ally of our wonderful Queendom. I will refrain from renaming the UK the UQ. For now...

Today's gem:

I pee daddy's chair. Again!

Translation:

I pee daddy's chair. Again!

I'm good...

Monsters!

Today's words of wisdom: 

There's a monster in the toilet. WALK AWAY MONSTER!!!

Translation for my readers:

What is that smell???  Dad, did you do that? Holy cow - what did you eat? I'm sure that what you just did violates at least one-half of the Geneva Convention. I know that you say that your time in the Navy working on nuclear reactors didn't affect you, but I'm not so sure...

Obligatory blah blah blah

So. 

Daddy doesn't know I"m on his computer right now, so don't tell him. Otherwise, I will hunt you down and kick you in the ankle. Not that I'm violent. I'm actually very cute.

I'm blogging here because what I have to say is important and I want to make sure that each and every one of you hears what I have to say. Call it my mission.

Keep your eyes on this spot for more.

That is all.

-maya-