Teacher, teacher

Ms. Marine: Faisa, where's your mommy?

Faisa: Mommy in home.

Me (to Faisa): Mommy at home.

I mean, someone has to teach the children!

Today's phrase

Maya Papaya.


What? I like it...

Tygre, tygre burning bright

Me: babababa abbabie

Daddy: Did you say "apple pie"?

Me: No.

Daddy: Well, what /did/ you say!

Me: ROWWRRRR!!!!

Talk to the tiger, daddy, talk to the tiger...

-m-
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I drank *what*?
- attributed to Socrates