Monday, January 12, 2009

Monsters!

Today's words of wisdom: 
There's a monster in the toilet. WALK AWAY MONSTER!!!
Translation for my readers:
What is that smell???  Dad, did you do that? Holy cow - what did you eat? I'm sure that what you just did violates at least one-half of the Geneva Convention. I know that you say that your time in the Navy working on nuclear reactors didn't affect you, but I'm not so sure...

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