Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Queen of England

Greetings, my loyal and loving subjects, it is I, your Queen.

How do I know I'm your Queen? I have the crown to prove it.

Today, in the super-secret queen-training facility that is fronted by a school, I constructed a crown. This is a crown of power. Do not doubt, my loyal and loving subjects, that this is the case. In addition, I was told of a power vacuum in the beautiful United Kingdom. It has fallen upon me to assume the leadership of this staunch ally of our wonderful Queendom. I will refrain from renaming the UK the UQ. For now...


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